Lately, I’ve been reading a lot about some supposedly Facebook-induced psychosis.
What people have been rumbling about is that Facebook is depressing people. For example, here’s a story about how Facebook will make you a mummified corpse that no one will find for months.
I know – dramatic, right?
Most of the stories are about how people get depressed about their own lives because they look at other people’s lives on Facebook and think theirs are dreary by comparison. Then I guess they lie around until they turn into a mummy.
This makes no sense to me personally. Well except the mummy part – mummies are almost as cool as zombies. I also could use a few days of laying around, but I digress.
Facebook is a highlight reel – a great description I saw recently. People should keep their Charlie Brown feelings, medical conditions and bad hair days out of their highlight reels, because they don’t belong there. They don’t show a montage of drunk and belligerent celebrities at the Academy Awards – they show their finer moments. But that shouldn’t make anyone think that there’s a human on earth whose entire life is a highlight reel. That’s complete crazy talk. I think if someone really believes that, their mummyhood might have been their destiny to begin with and not caused by Facebook.
Personally, I love the highlight reels. It gives me joy to see other people experiencing joy. I’m just glad they share it with me.
And I have no fear of becoming a mummified corpse, and I don’t think we’re more isolated than ever before. I actually think quite the opposite. I know, meet, and interact with more people because of social media than I ever have prior to it. Just yesterday, I met a new Twitter friend at Art City Austin, and a few weeks ago had a crafty meetup at Stamp Salado with another Twitter buddy. None of us turned into mummies. (Yet.)
My conclusion is that the media is making up F.A.D.S. – Facebook Anxiety/Depression Syndrome. And they should probably quit it. It’s scaring the mummies.
So today, I bring you the complete opposite of a mummy – sunshine!
This month’s Fan Club gallery theme is “Let the Sun Shine In”. I haven’t played along with these challenges in so long I had to rescue my mummified stamps and get crafty.
I used the new, sassy, limited edition Summer Smooches Stencil (only available till April 30th) and Pool Party ink to create my floral image. I sponged the ink on with a sponge dauber. With the stencil still in place (I just used low tack tape) I stamped the background image from Clearly For You in Poppy Parade onto the design.
Then I just pulled off the stencil and added the greeting from Pursuit of Happiness in Basic Black. I will NOT show you the lowlight reel version I threw in the trash. 🙂
Now, if there’s anything that will make you sad enough to turn into a mummy, it might be the fact that some of the stamps you haven’t bought yet are retiring – EEK!
So if you want this beautiful stamp set, or any of the others, click here to shop before they are all turned to mummies for good! I have little surprises in store for anyone who places online orders for retired merchandise! Email me for details.